These days, I have been known to eat 2 sandwiches a day, and a platefull of sliced veggies. Also, gallons of juice: either Orange, Apple, Grapefruit or Five Alive and cold ginger tea.
Here is a typical dinner. Grilled turkey wrap, etc.

Recently, we noticed mac and cheese was being served. Jenn and I felt obligated to dive in, right before one of our big presentations and felt elated, despite the spine-shattering stress of the last month.

In true food-blogger style, I bought this slice of pie for the sole purpose of photographing it and going "haw haw haw. the label says pumpkin. this pie is totally apple. or even pineapple. ha!"

On weekends, my parents take me out for bizarrely cinematic meals. Here is an asparagus eggs florry. The hollandaise reminds me of the pre-rendered fat in bags from
Fight Club and I'm glad I got it on the side. Heaven forbid it snag on a fence and spill all over me!

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Call me sheltered, traditional, or maybe just a fan of stovetops but I had NO IDEA it was possible to scramble eggs in a microwave. Steph, Diego and I came back from a night out and I see this bowl of yellow foam revolving slowly. What could it be? How is that an egg? You want me to eat it. It is ok to eat?
In one swift movement, Steph pulled the bowl out of the microwave, stabbing the ballooned egg in proper Bates fashion. Can you imagine my shock?

Draped sensually over top of the egg, a jalapeno havarti alighted the senses. Buttery toast held it all together. There is nothing like this after a night of pop-ins at random parties and sneaking cans of Stiegl. It tasted cozy.

Chef Steph chowing down on her toast.

and her assistant Diego aka.
Lepos <= check it out.

And I LOLed at this a bit [click to enlarge and read].

I can't wait for the semester to be done so I can get back to work on my graphnov.