Once in awhile, I've posted food so vile and trashy that friends have personally messaged me to call me out on it. I'm afraid this one can be added to the shame list.
Recently, my amigo Mike invited me over to see his new crib. I was pretty impressed. Not only was it tidy for a male, it was perched right over the lake. We could hear crashing waves!
^ The pet holster
Went down the street to pick up some classy dinners from KFC. Trivial Pursuit ketchup packs and all!
We had both been dying to try the chicken bowls, so we split one.
I shouldn't have checked the nutritional calculator when fetching the link but curiosity got the best of me. 740 calories, 34 grams of fat, 2350 milligrams of sodium. Amazing!
It looked nothing like the picture. Fully obliterated by gravvvz, the chicken turned soggy. Mike said "I'd get it again but ask for gravy on the side!"
Dipping fried potato in mashed potato.
Yea, I felt so sick after eating this shit. NEVER AGAIN!
One of his prized possessions.
Hung out for a bit but eventually Mike got hungry again.
This is where the fine china is kept.
Buddy has a MAC STOVE!
Later, I decided to nom a little bit of caf breakfast. It was really grimy.
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I'm thinking of auctioning off a date with myself to anyone who will take me for fancy dinners or even just eat something mildly healthy in unison. The catch is that I will fully alienate you by taking pictures of the food and making really vulgar jokes for everyone to hear.
Anyone down?
2 comments:
Gross. KFC gave me food poisoning the last time I had it. Never again...
When I was in High School I used to buy hash browns all the time. They were super good there! It's like the double friend them.
Oh the fatness.
I'm with you on the date thing. I might just have to start that too.
I WILL TAKE YOU FOR HEALTHY FOOD
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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