019: and if you don't know, now you know

Urban legend tells of a student who subsisted only on Kraft Dinner and came down with the first known case of scurvy in over a century. Out of my combined loves for mac and preposterous scenarios, I'd like to believe it's validity. Raised by a tribe of strict yogis, I have a minor fear of additives (though an inherent ramen fetish).
I now present you with my first edition of Student Feeding.

First cafeteria meal, we realize the man behind the sandwich counter has in fact NEVER assembled a sandwich in his life. Anyone knows that the cheese goes on before the fillings. TRAUMA!

And look at that vile hotdog bun who was cast as the lead; "Bread"


My wrap looks like an interesting homicide case. Also, the salad bar is good for laffs.


The next day, I decided to just pick up some greens and add my own shit from the fridge. success!


Soon, we remembered that food downtown is cheaper and tastier

mmmmm

Here is a cafeteria breakfast of mine (i have not yet subjected the "potatoes" to a photoshoot)

(yes these two are cameraphone shots. you know you love me)

and my friend's uncooked waffle.


My dear madre brought me one of those frozen PC dinners En Papillotte. This is how it looked&tasted: Boring but not inedible.


Looks gross eh?

Smoked oysters & swiss on some sort of bagel cracker. Word. The plate was on my bed and I accidentally sat on them, so I had to fix some more. I guess my cheap mondays can finally go in the wash.